IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER HOLDING PUPPIES
finally an option that fits me
because of tumblr I’m pretty sure cats are the center of the universe and everything is just because cats
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
This is my favourite Shakespeare quote
I’ve got to stop fantasizing about Lee Majors… Oh, one more.
what do you call peach that has a line on it?
“i’m the breadwinner in this family”, a man screams at his wife. “i won that bread in the competition all those years ago, don’t you fucking take that away from me.” his wife holds the mold covered bread above the open trashcan, staring him in the eye, daring him to make a move