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notkatniss:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER HOLDING PUPPIES 

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krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

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livebysunfeelbymoon:

because of tumblr I’m pretty sure cats are the center of the universe and everything is just because cats

(Source: with-love-within, via feel-electric)

this theme is nifty but i dont think it suits idk

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via leftnipple)

(via ultravioletapology)

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

(Source: merasmus, via gnorcs)

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(via unabating)

im too apathetic to go out tonight :/

gosimpsonic:

I’ve got to stop fantasizing about Lee Majors… Oh, one more.

(Source: trynsave, via chloeoeoeoeoe)

Peach

badkidsjokes:

what do you call peach that has a line on it?
butt fruit

trillow:

“i’m the breadwinner in this family”, a man screams at his wife. “i won that bread in the competition all those years ago, don’t you fucking take that away from me.” his wife holds the mold covered bread above the open trashcan, staring him in the eye, daring him to make a move

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